Macy Gray Lyrics

Album: THE TROUBLE WITH BEING MYSELF

My Fondest Childhood Memories

When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter, she had a pet

 Kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers. She gave me ice

 Cream every time I screamed and hollered and I loved her till I 

 Caught her sexing my father.

 

 She gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so

 I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't

 A friend, so I killed her.

 

 When I was 13 the plumber stopped by, the house was flooding

 And no one knew why. Within no time at all he got

 Rid of the water and I was grateful till I caught him plunging

 My mother.

 

 He gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so

 I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't

 A friend so I killed him, she gonna hurt your daddy never again,

 She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy 

 Never again she wasn't a friend, so I killed her.

 

 And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad

 About it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just

 A kid, so they let me go despite the murders that I did - all

 Grown up now as u can see, my parents are still happily

 Married thanks to me.

 

 These are my fondest childhood memories