Machito Ponce Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Short Dick Man

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

 Don't want no short dick man

 Don't want no short dick man

 Don't want no short dick man

 

 Machito: 

 oye pana, oye brother

 yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi

 pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre

 y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender

 que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la cintura

 y veras,

 no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla

 y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores 

 soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores

 pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura 

 lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura 

 hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon

 

 Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?

 Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender

 Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing away

 Machito: oye woman !

 Diamanda: that has got to be 

 the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!

 Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!

 

 Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

 Shriveled little short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

 Shriveled little short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 

 Machito: oye woman !

 Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!

 

 Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

 Don't want no short dick man

 Machito: oye pana, oye brother

 Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

 Don't want no short dick man

 Machito: oye pana, oye brother

 Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

 Shriveled little short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

 Shriveled little short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

 Shriveled little short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

 Shriveled little short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 

 Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...

 Isn't that cute an extra belly button

 Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?

 lo que tu dices no puedo entender

 Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey

 

 Don't don't don't don't don't don't

 Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)

 Don't don't don't don't don't don't

 don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want

 Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye Brother)

 Don't want no short dick man

 

 Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

 Shriveled little short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny

 Shriveled little short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 

 Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man

 Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

 

 Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing 

 Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender

 Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing away

 Machito: oye woman !

 Diamanda: that has got to be 

 the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!

 Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!