Machine Gun Fellatio Lyrics

Album: Unknown

Horny Blonde Forty

Horny blonde forty shaved sexy

Wants to do it all day

Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny

Named Kikky Renae

She digs pop masturbation music

Windsurf piss in yr ear

Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised

Kind & sincere

Retired teacher 58 seeks regular meetings

For masculine muscular nappy-clad

Brutal breeding

My wife rough wrestles with a puppy

All a-quiver in a

Wine-soaked strobe-lit

Asiatic hall of mirrors... for you

Turn around... I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo (?)

I am pod-God born in mono

I'm a scorpion of cool

I love you

Do you know how to love me?

I am pod-God born in mono

I'm a dirty magazine

Hunky funky skunk-fucker

Pay me suck his finger on screen

Got the video set up

And felafel soaked in kerosene

There's a Corgi playin hooky

With a Wolf-cross-Kelpie

While yr front bum low hums

Shufflin like a mother to me... from you

Lyrics that never quite made it into this song:

Milky white sticky somethin'

Leakin from the broken seal

Onto fine shiny implements of pleasure

Made from genuine steel

Put the beaver to the metal

Nail the duck to the wall & see

Turn the voltage applicator on full

For the changes in me

Couples Club is packin'

With the house addition escapees

And I just shuffle like a mother

To the pecs from Ipanema

My dog likes the heir apparent x 3