I.C.P. Lyrics

Album: Dog Beats

Wizard Of The Hood

One time, the ICP with this shit

 For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to

 Yo, G, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that

 Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck

 

 Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me

 I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD

 Straight passed-out on his mother's bed

 With seven cans of brew going through my head

 Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo

 With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado

 Huh, I can't run no where

 Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!)

 And don't laugh just yet

 And it bland my motherfucking eyes bet

 And here comes a three and a half foot pimp

 With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp

 Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon

 Cuz this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping

 "Oh my, look at the witch

 You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"

 And they saying that I'm doomed

 Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom

 Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay

 And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway

 

 [Interlude (contains samples from "Wizard of Oz" and "Ghetto Zone")]

 

 Well, go on motherfucker!

 

 Now I'm roaming just like basshead

 Everybody know just where the alley led

 And don't say you don't know

 Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow

 I ain't playing this bullshit no more

 So I whip out the nigger play the double-four

 Best tell my ass how to get back

 Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head

 You wanna see the wizard?

 Fuck yeah, I do

 Get me off this pole and I'll come with you

 You know the wiz

 Yeah, its the road for him

 Then he gave me on a 'gene

 Now I gotta bullet for him

 So me and the crow was walking on bricks

 Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks

 Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes

 I ain't seen one motherfucking rainbow

 Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land

 Just what you thought, there go the tin man

 How to get to the wizard?

 What the fuck

 I ain't saying shit until you oil me up

 I don't see any motherfucking oil, bro

 Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull

 Huh, just like the book said

 Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead

 Old-ass rusted out metal

 But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto

 

 "Somewhere over the rainbow"

 (Shut the) fuck up, bitch

 [GUNSHOTS]

 Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho

 This is the southwest motherfucking ghetto zone, bitch

 So pick your skank ass up

 And you and Toto get the fuck on

 

 Yeah, we've come a long way

 Drop the motherfuckers all the way to Del Ray

 And I'm a wonder land story book tourist

 Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest

 Anything could be out there

 Lions, tigers, maybe a bear

 Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my [3x]

 I'm a kick somebody in they fuckin' eye

 Don't fuck with me at a time like this

 I'll send out a bullet guarenteed won't miss

 So I just move and the hooks are flying

 You've come and buck with the fucking lion

 I want rings, chains, any kind of gold

 Or what?

 Or I'm a let this nine unfold

 Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray

 There you can rob motherfuckers any day

 Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name

 Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)

 So finally we was at the castle

 And with the guards, we got no hastle

 They all just got the fuck out our way

 I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J

 

 [Interlude]

 

 Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay

 Who wants to know? Violent-psychopath-J

 I wanna word with him at gun point

 Cuz there's no place like Detroit

 

 Welcome to the wizards kingdom

 The Wizard of the Ghetto as its said

 Welcome to the wizards kingdom

 Sorry, motherfucker, this is where you'll stay

 Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me

 And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three

 Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker

 I'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker

 

 We let it rain,

 Seventy-nine slugs to his fucking brain

 Then I stepped back cool and calm

 Cuz the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs

 Everybody know about car jacking

 So me and the fellas went home macking

 Jumped in a smooth-ass ride

 Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side

 Gripped it back to the hood where we came from

 And that shit was fun

 Next thing I knew I was back at the party

 Got up and was finning to tell everybody

 But I just let it pass

 Cuz I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass